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Old 11-12-2008, 09:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Blindocide: let me describe this to you
AdolfTyler: break it down bad boy
Blindocide: you have two stair ways facing the same direction, seperated by a porch thing
Blindocide: with cover and pillars, etc.
Blindocide: you have sporadic cover for about 30 meters or so, then theres a pavillion
Blindocide: with a Troika turret
Blindocide: looking at you
Blindocide: there are 5 Grunts with Lancers and Hammerbursts
Blindocide: and one guy who can revive the dead and dying
Blindocide: with a burst pistol
Blindocide: .. who can also summon kamikaze fuckers
AdolfTyler: Wow
Blindocide: and has poison grenades that affect in area
AdolfTyler: Thats one giant Cluster fuck
Blindocide: yeah
Blindocide: now, its me and Dom
Blindocide: Dom has decided that he doesnt want to kill anyone anymore
Blindocide: so he has pitched himself behind cover
Blindocide: and done nothing
Blindocide: so, ive decided to take it upon myself, to eliminate the enemy
Blindocide: i kill the Respawn/Summoner fucker
Blindocide: then i move in and flank the pavillion
Blindocide: kill a few Grunts, etc.
Blindocide: Troika is still manned
Blindocide: OH JOY
Blindocide: 2 boomers emerge
Blindocide: and 6 wretches
AdolfTyler: wow
Blindocide: the Boomers have riot shields and what is essentially a gravity hammer
AdolfTyler: i kinda wanna not get it that sounds like a loud of anal cluster
Blindocide: and the wretches, as you know, are annoying
Blindocide: i somehow
Blindocide: miraculously
Blindocide: kill the boomers, the wretches, all the grunts, and the turret
Blindocide: finally done?
Blindocide: NO
Blindocide: two Bloodmounts appear
Blindocide: essentially, Bear Cavalry
Blindocide: with Gun
Blindocide: that are faster than you
Blindocide: and kill you in one melee hit
Blindocide: and take a clip and a half of Lancer ammo
Blindocide: with Dominic, doing nothing
AdolfTyler: wow
AdolfTyler: thats disgusting
Blindocide: also, im playing on Hardcore
AdolfTyler: A
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AdolfTyler: BONER
Blindocide: this is the worst thing ever
Blindocide: so how was your day?
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Old 11-12-2008, 11:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Still sounds like fun to play. I mean, you do get to shoot things.
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I finally got through that hellhole.
I captured it too, took me like 8 tries.
I'm going to narrate it with funny stuff as I watch it, because it really is comical when you think about it.
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sounds awesome
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, it's a 23 minute long video and i narrated the entire thing. I uploaded it at 7 o'clock last night and it finished at 8, still hasn't actually APPEARED yet though.

It's been almost 8 hours.
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Your a sweaty, stinky vagina.
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my first montage^^^^^^^^^^^
[06:05 PM] 1 Hit i never saw it. i only watch spongebob
 
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
I'm obviously tough...
 
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The last message of "So how was your day?" made me lol...
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-KraZed- : Lol. Special effects don't make a montage.

Nit3vision : Actually special effects in many cases do make or break a montage.

LePROchaun : mees too...i aggrree with the two above mee

-KraZed- : ...The two above you are contradicting eachother...
 
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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and this is the reason Gears of War 2 is THE best shooter game in history.
 
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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and this is the reason Gears of War 2 is THE best shooter game in history.
Arn't you funny.
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