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New Clan 4 Summer Season

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:00:04 GMT

Hey ev iv been lookin at sight 4 while n decided to sign up last night, me n my boy r starting a new clan with website n all which is in progress at moment, but new clan will be for cod4 on gamebattles summer season im lvl 10prest. My last gb team was in the top 400 or 500 on the gb ladder during mid-season of spring season then are leaders got in a fight and disbanded the clan so thats y we starting new 1. We were sponsered by fpsgameservers (FPSGameServers.com - Game Servers - Game Server Rentals - Game Server Hosting) but idk if i can get them back on board with us idk i talked with them but they seem they dnt wunna sponser clans but im also looking at other server comps so we can have r own private server with own gamemodes n maps n all that also looking at sponered from a clansite that was r formor spons so hit me up if interested, we also be open to merge with a good clan

My 360.

Miasma — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:52:53 GMT

For the past 6 month's i have gone without an xbox, xbox 360, or any game-console all together. (the pc..eh i don't really play much except for CSS) Now, the time has come, i have decided that i want to get back into Halo/Console gaming, the way that i used to be. So after 6 months, i decided its time to start saving up again for my 360 with Halo 3, CoD4, Maybe GoW, and im highly debating RB6V 2.

Who's Better?

xEnergizerBunny — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:48:44 GMT

Who do you like better in Army of Two, Rios or Salem?

The J-Name Phenomenon Continues

Mafia — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:34:53 GMT

With the addition of MajorMayhem...ANOTHER member with a real name that starts with the letter J.

We now have:

Jackson
James
Jordan
Jesse
Justin
Jimmy
Jack
There are others I'm forgetting and I know Newmie's name starts with J too, but I can't remember what it is, I thought it was Johnson, but I think Kami told me Johnson was another kid.

EDIT: And now a Jordin. ...it's a fucking conspiracy.

It's Done!

Kamikazee — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:32:22 GMT

After 8 fucking weeks of studying and writing about J. Edgar Hoover, it's finally over! I never wanna see this fucking FBI director ever again in my life! It's a good thing he's dead. Yay!

Arcade Retirement

Tyrant Spirit — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:29:14 GMT

God, I never realized it, but its become a pain playing the arcade games. I mean, aside from Tetris, I always feel like I have to beat the leaders ass. Thing is I'm usually the leader. But whenever I get beaten, I won't stop trying to beat that score. Like for example. This "wolfn8or" keeps out doing some of the my top scores. More recently was the Space Invaders game. His top score was 116k which beat my 85k. So I felt like I had to own his score. I did, with 198k, but then I realized it took me a full hour to get that. I just can't keep doing that. If he beats me, great for him, but I want him to know he spent more than an hour trying to beat me at a stupid game. I mean really it's just a game who cares. My asteroids score isn't that high either, but if someone beats me at it, I really won't care. I'll leave my score as it is. Gratz to whoever beats me at any of my scores, but I've just had enough of trying to beat someone at an arcade game. Especially as it will roll on to being longer then 20 min games for Asteroids and possibly 2 hour long games for space invaders. It's been fun owning your asses at Arcade Games but I'm saying this now. I'm saying the old cliche. I'm quitting while I'm ahead.

My Life Story

Mafia — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:03:44 GMT

Jack did it, I'm going to do it too.

I was the last kid born at Venice Memorial Hospital in Venice, Florida. I was raised in Venice and Sarasota. We moved a lot, but we stayed in the same county.

I had my right kidney removed in emergency surgery when I was 3. My parents divorced the same year.

My mom re-married and Chad was born five months after I turned 4. When I was 8 my mom started working a LOT and I became responsible for Chad. She and Chad's father were divorced when I was 9. My mom was gone the majority of the time, so Chad and I only had each other. We're really close.

I got my first job when I was 12 to help pay for things for me and Chad because my mother wanted me to be independent. By the time I was 13, I was paying for our food, clothes, and school supplies.

Mom got married and divorced two more times. She had asshole boyfriends in between.

My mom and I fought a lot and Chad ended up going to live with his dad in Illinois when he was 10 or 11.

By the time I was 15, I had been suspended 17 times for fighting and arrested 6 times. My record included: 12 charges of assault/battery (6 of those against law enforcement officers) and 4 counts of resisting arrest, and 2 counts of attempting to elude a law enforcement officer. I had also been expelled from Booker High School (my freshman year). Based on a technicality, I was not expelled from all Sarasota County schools, so I attended Sarasota High my sophomore year and was kicked out of there two months before the end of the school year. I was put on a 3 strike program and sent to Venice High. By then, Mom had decided she couldn't handle me anymore, so she sent me to live with my grandmother.

I met my husband, Seth, in March of that year (2002). I started cosmetology school that summer. Seth and I had Halo 2 parties every weeknight and went to 48 hour paintball scenarios at least twice a month.

By the time I was 17, I moved out of my grandmother's house and into a 1988 Ford Shasta RV that I parked in a lot next to a motel in the middle of the fucking redneck ghetto. (No, I'm not kidding.) The floor was rotting out, the door didn't latch, and it had no running water. I slept with my dad's loaded 9mm in my nightstand.

By then, I had graduated cosmetology school and was working at a salon after school and on the weekends. I started EMT school because I got free tuition and my dad (who I hadn't talked to very much at all over the years, wanted me to do it). I did it for six months, and hated it. I started getting into modeling because it took me away from home. I would be gone for weeks at a time and I made a shitload of money for doing and wearing practically nothing.

I wrote a lot, and was published in a few short-circulation literary magazines.

By the time I was almost 19, I had made enough to buy a house, so I bought one. A nice shiny new one.

I got married when I was 20. I went to college. I majored in creative writing and English lit. I didn't finish. I found out I was six weeks pregnant a day after my one year wedding anniversary. I quit modeling and joined HalOmega, where I met the coolest people ever. My daughter was the first to be born underwater in a hospital in the state of Florida. At two AM on April 2nd I bought two domain names and a vB license and here I am.

My life story

jryan1294 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:32:52 GMT

Well I was born in Mass to a mom. No, not in a science lab, in a hospital. I guess it was warm in there cause i chilled there for like 18 hours more than i was supposed to. When i was about 2 years old i picked up a little baseball bat and ball and began to play. Have played ever since.

I had a dog when i was born to when i was 7. My dad had it for 6 years before i was born (making it 13 when it died for you math geniuses). It was a golden colored great dane. It was fkn huge.

I have been in private school all my life. In about 1st grade my grandfather taught me the magical nerdiness of chess. And now i rape at it and go around raping in chess, baseball, football and wiffle ball for my school. My school now is 7-12 grade and is ranked 8 in teh USA for academics and sports combined. Making me smart and athletic. (Who would have thought that about me eh?). The school i go to is thought very highly in massachussets and i am proud to go there.

In 3rd grade we started easy poetry. I guess i liked it cause i kept doing it even when we dun have to up to 6th grade. Thats when we had to do it. My teacher sucked blah blah, she pretty much made poetry icky for me. THEN in 8th grade i had a rapesauce teacher who got me back into it. I didn't think i was any good until one extremely extreme person advised me otherwise. I still write it now.

Hmm what else.... Oh yeah about Halomega. Im sure some of you have heard the story. But here it is, the edited version anyway. I came across omega posted blah blah. I learned the feud between omega and ownage, obviously joined omega. Jake was my first friend on omega (and my first enemy <3). Then i became good friends with mafia and kami and kinda-sorta-lil-bit merk. Then i managed to fuck up that friend ship with tina and merk then get banned all at the same time . No kami i didnt forget you, we just never stopped lovin each other <3. Then i chilled at ownage for awhile met some people there. Their more on the mean side though. Plus you don't have the community sense. (Thats all my opinion pleez dont flamez me). But ownage was much more active at the time. Now I'm here. Its a fresh start i guess, which is very generous of merk and mafia. They could just say fuck off douchebag and kick me in the face via interwebz. But nah, their bein cool about it (until i fuck up). And i do respect them alot for that.
Now here are some fun facts about me
Games i play/played
-Halo 2,3
-James bond nightfire
-Madden
-Baseball games
-Guitar hero
-Runescape (zomg waste of 5th grade much?)
Music
-Atreyu
-Breaking Benjamin
-Lil wayne
-50 cent (my boii)
-Eminem on occasion
Facts about me
-I have 4 dogs
-I graduate in 2012
-My birthday is april 30
-I have a mom a dad and a stepmom
-I have 3 grandparents, my grandfather died a little more than a year ago
-Screen name is jryan0494
-I like doin stuff with friends
-I have not done drugs (yet, i wun try weed)
-I have drank and dipped. (I stopped dipping but still drink)

Thats pretty much it. Anymore questions or if you think im that cool add me on aim. Jryan0494.

hiking

Kamikazee — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:44:53 GMT

I'm going hiking up the Blue Hills (small mountains/huge hills, depending on how u wanna look at it) tomorow with a few friends. Looking forward to it.

Well, just so everyone knows

Jordan — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:22:59 GMT

Next month, I'm going to Columbus to watch my favorite band of all time play.

That's right.

Know who it is?

My Chemical Romance.

Be jealous bitches.

Great Day!

Kamikazee — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:15:35 GMT

Well I didn't know this section existed until just now, or I would have posted this yesterday, but yeah, yesterday was awesome for four reasons.

1.)There's this old, short, fat librarian at my school who everybody hates. Yesterday, she got arrested, in school, she was taken out in hand cuffs. It was epic!

2.)There is this kid I HATE, and he's been gone for the last few days. I figured he was sick or skipping or something, but no. He got expelled! He sold pot to kids he didn't know, who went on to smoke the aforementioned pot in the bathroom, only to get caught and rat this kid out. $5! Was it worth it?

3.)I have this old spanish teacher, and one of the drills she uses to teach us spanish is to combine the english and spanish word, and one of this week's words was hut, and in spanish, that is Caza.(run on sentances FTW!) Anyway, I yell out CUNT, figuring the funnyness of it would outweigh the consequences, and to make things better, she went on like nothing happened! Maybe she's so old she had never heard the word. I dunno, but it was worth it.

So my great day yesterday seems to be in contrast with Merk and Tina's day today. Sorry guys for whatever's going on:o

People

Jake — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:48:24 GMT

People... ha, what a bunch of bastards.

Need I say more?

How come...?

Mafia — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:52:05 GMT

How come when things aren't going the way I want them to, all I can do is think about how bad I feel for myself? It's quite annoying. Like, right now I'm having a hard time thinking about anything other than how crappy things are. I REALLY want to write something fun and happy but I can't, so, sorry guys. Here, I'll post a funny picture:

EDIT: Wow...even THAT turned out depressing. I fail. :rolleyes:

JabberWocky

Jake — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:43:31 GMT

I really like this poem by Lewis Carroll.

--

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
He chortled in his joy.

Whooo!

Jordan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:01:37 GMT

I r posting blog!